“I am the corpse at every wedding. The bride at every funeral.” -Chip Kidd

I’m Aaron.

Sometimes when I’m not reading, I like to make art.

In grade school I got bullied for sounding like a girl, but then I realized being gay is elite and my itty bitty fairy voice is just my super power against the Neo Nazis.

I’m extremely palatable.

Every time I brush my teeth, I think about the scene from Annie where she says she’ll do the windows then the floors, so if she drips…

I once watched all of the X-Men movies in a day to prove a point, but I cannot for the life of me remember what that point was.

I learned how to roll a kayak on whitewater when I was 7.

Say hi, and tell me about your favorite book.